U.S. Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh told the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday he would welcome a fair and impartial investigation by the FBI into allegations that Democrats are using hard-knuckled tactics to derail his nomination.
“Without an independent look by the FBI, we will never know with certainty if Democrats are trying to sully my reputation for integrity and decency by saying I tried to remove the clothes of a young lady when we were at a party,” said Kavanaugh, who appeared before the committee to rebut the unfounded, partisan allegations he sexually assaulted women when he was younger. “Once the FBI exposes that Democrats will stop at nothing to keep me off our nation’s highest court because I oppose Roe v. Wade and oppose indicting a sitting president for acting against the interest of his country, members of this committee can vote for my confirmation with confidence my unfair treatment has been exposed.”
Democrats on the committee have been calling for an FBI investigation into allegations Kavanaugh ground his genitals against psychology professor Christine Blasey Ford when they were in high school in the early 1980s. As part of the investigation, Democrats would like the FBI to also look into whether he also tried to remove her bathing suit and cover her mouth when she tried to scream for help. In addition, Democrats say other allegations should be investigated, including an incident in which Kavanaugh is said to have exposed himself to a female student at a party while they were students at Yale. He’s also been accused of participating in gang rape-like incidences.
Kavanaugh said he supports having the FBI get involved. “Clearly, we will never get to the bottom of things until we have an unbiased investigation by the FBI into the smear tactics by Democrats,” Kavanaugh said. “Absent independent confirmation that Democrats are trying to ruin my good name by putting forward obvious false rumors, members of this committee are being asked to cast their vote without having all the facts in hand.”
To stress his point, Kavanaugh raised his voice, clenched his fist, and blew his nose. “Far from running away from an FBI investigation, I welcome it,” he said.
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