White Power Can’t Be Stopped Unless It’s Raining and There are Counter-Protesters, Jason Kessler Says

Kessler: ‘We will not be replaced if the weather holds up’

The Unite the Right rally in front of the White House on Aug. 12, the one-year anniversary of the Charlottesville rally that resulted in the death of a counter-protester, shows how far the white nationalist movement has pushed into the mainstream, says the event’s organizer, Jason Kessler.

“What we were able to show today, until the rain kicked in, is that the time has come for white Americans to act boldly and reassert their place at the top of western society,” Kessler said while he and the 23 other rally-goers rode in a police van back to the subway after concluding their rally.

Kessler said white people have always been the dominate race because of their natural superiority and that dynamic would have been evident at the rally today except that too many counter-protesters were there. “When there’s a level playing field, of course we’ll dominate you,” he said. “If you come with several thousand people to yell at us, how is that fair?”

Damn counter-protesters

Kessler said his speech made clear that white people are the natural leaders of the western world, but unfortunately he couldn’t be heard over the din the counter-protesters were making. “When I said that nothing can stop us, it would have gotten a big applause but, of course, no one could hear me,” he said.

Other speeches were good, too, he said, but he got the feeling no one was listening. “That’s why we decided to go once it started raining,” he said. “We were like, Fuck this.’”

Kessler said he wants to build on the momentum by holding a follow-up rally in another month or two, probably somewhere off the Red Line in Maryland. “Gaithersburg might be good,” he said. “I think we can get another 10 people if it’s convenient. Otherwise they might just stay home and watch football, even if it’s a preseason game.”

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