Melania Spox: Not True She Nixed Davos After Learning Nikki Haley Was Attending

Stephanie Graham, spokesperson for Melania Trump, said it’s not true that the First Lady reversed her plans to attend the world economic summit at Davos, Switzerland, after learning Nikki Haley, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, would be there.

“Reports that the First Lady was planning to attend Davos and backed out only because Ambassador Haley was attending are not true and should be corrected immediately,” Graham says. “The First Lady has a scheduling conflict that is preventing her from attending Davos, which she was very much looking forward to doing.”

Davos is the annual gathering of the world’s business elites and thought leaders to discuss the state of global economics, technology, and culture.

Trump sizing up Nikki for post?

Rumors have been multiplying in recent days that Haley and President Trump are carrying on an affair and that the First Lady only learned of it after Michael Wolff, author of the blockbuster book Fire and Fury, hinted about it in his TV interviews. Although he didn’t name Haley, Wolff said readers can figure out who it is by reading between the lines.

White House watchers say an affair between the two of them would explain why Haley, a critic of Trump’s when she was governor of South Carolina, changed her tune after he named her U.N. ambassador.

“What happened to Haley the principled Trump critic?” Sarah Anderson, a Washington correspondent for ABC News, asked last night on Washington Report. “She’s become his lap dog, and maybe now we know why.”

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Nor have they shared a bedroom in months, although that’s not unusual. “I can’t speak for the First Lady, but I never got the sense she got much out of Trump in the bedroom,” the aide said. “Even before this running-for-president disaster, she was never in it for anything but the lifestyle. Why do you think Trump was out there paying for sex after they got married? She’s not into him, and he knows it.

“I just wonder what the hell Haley sees in him,” the aide went on. “He’d probably give her secretary of state even if she wasn’t having sex with him, because she’s one of the few people in his administration actually toeing the line and not calling him a moron. She didn’t need to sleep with him to get into his good graces.”

Haley’s office says the rumors of an affair are not worth responding to. “Ambassador Haley is preparing for the Davos summit, where she will be playing an important role as a representative of the United States and as a close adviser to President Trump,” the office said in a statement.

In a separate statement, Haley’s office said the Ambassador will be hosting a welcome reception on behalf of the President, a function that has fallen to the First Lady in the past. After that, her schedule is open. So is the President’s.

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