Trump Touts Genius of Letting Reporter Roam White House For a Year

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President Donald Trump said it was a mark of his intelligence that he allowed a reporter—Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff—to have unfettered access to White House staff for a year. “I’m, like, really smart for letting him act as a fly on the wall while my administration settled into the task of governing the country over the past year,” Trump said.

The president pointed out that he’s a good read of character and knows who should and who shouldn’t get access to his staff. “No one knows people better than I do,” he said. “To be a billionaire, TV star, and now president, you need to be able to size people up and know who should and who shouldn’t be talking to your top staff day after day with the aim of writing a tell-all book.”

https://www.amazon.com/Fire-Fury-Inside-Trump-White/dp/1250158060/ref=as_li_ss_il?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1515154137&sr=1-1&keywords=wolff+fire+and+fury&&linkCode=li2&tag=daily031-20&linkId=dcef423a458c65a14095bdba30f204c3Wolff, who spoke with many top staff people at the White House throughout much of 2017, was championed most strongly by Stephen Bannon, Trump’s top policy advisor until he was asked to leave about three months ago. Wolff’s book caused a firestorm when it released in early 2018 for portraying Trump as poorly informed, semi-illiterate, and the brunt of derisive remarks by his staff.

“Only, like, a really smart person would have to be dispatching his top staff right now to condemn the book by the writer he allowed into the White House,” Trump said. “Don’t feel bad for not being as smart as me. It’s not your fault.”

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