Trump to Blame Clinton

Clinton to get blame

President Donald Trump is expected to blame his 2016 Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton later today.

An administration official this morning said the President will be saying it’s Clinton’s fault and that Clinton’s actions raise questions. “Let’s not forget that questions remain unsettled over what Clinton did and what she didn’t do,” said the official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak candidly about the President’s intentions.

Unanswered questions

The official said Trump plans to assign the blame to Clinton and will likely point to unanswered questions as well. “He will be clear that the Democratic nominee he ran against is at fault, but whether he will pivot to unanswered questions in her past isn’t clear,” the official said. “We’re talking about the President. He goes off script sometimes.”

The President could point to Clinton’s unanswered questions before he says the fault lies with her, the aide said. Or he could assign the blame first and then raise unanswered questions. “In either case, it will be Clinton’s fault and the President will make sure the American people understand that,” the person said.

Another White House aide said the President could blame former president Barack Obama, too. “All options are on the table,” the aide said.

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