Trump Endorses Moore, Says He Needs His Vote When He’s Impeached Next Year

President Donald Trump urged voters in Alabama to put Roy Moore in the U.S. Senate because the former state Supreme Court judge will be needed as a reliable no vote should impeachment get taken up in the next year or two.

“We only have two more Republicans in the Senate than Democrats,” Trump said at a rally on behalf of Moore, who is running neck and neck in the polls with Democrat Doug Jones. “We can’t afford to lose one seat if the Democrats illegally and corruptly try to vote for my impeachment, which they’re going to do, I promise you.”

Responsibility for impeachment lies with the House but the Senate must vote on it once it comes out of the lower chamber.

‘I like ’em young, too, Roy’

Trump said a Jones victory would almost guarantee he’d lose an impeachment vote in the Senate because he can’t count on two or three Republican senators voting in his favor. “Fake war hero John McCain, flakey Jeff Flake, liddle Bob Corker—you know they’re going to cave in a vote on an impeachment,” Trump said. “We don’t need them in the Senate and they’re on their way out because they’re afraid to run against me. But right now they’re in the Senate and they’re going to cave. They’re going to fold like dominoes. Do dominoes fold? I don’t know, but if they did, these guys would be dominoes, the ones that fall. I call it the domino effect. You heard it here first, folks.You like that? The domino effect!”

Alabama is a reliably red state but Moore has been a controversial figure for years. He was removed from the state judicial bench twice for defying court orders and this fall was accused by half a dozen women of initiating inappropriate relationships with them when they were teenagers and he was in his thirties. One woman said she was 14 when he tried to have sex with her.

Moore, who likes to dress up like a cowboy, says the charges are phony.

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