Pedophiles across the United States are coming out of the shadows and testing the waters for making deeper inroads into mainstream American society now that Republicans are defending accused child molester and Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore.
“I knew when Donald Trump won the Republican nomination in 2016 we would start to see great things happening in our country for sexual predators because he was sending signals that he had our backs,” says Tom Clark, a pedophile in Houston. “What I didn’t expect was this path to mainstream acceptability to open before his first year in office was out. I’m so stunned I have to make sure I’m really alive and not caught in a very, very good dream.”
Clark and other pedophiles in the United States say they never thought they would live to see the day when their sexual perversion would become something other than the most heinous sexual act a person could commit. But now, with Republicans inside and outside of Alabama defending former Alabama judge Roy Moore, who has been accused of acting inappropriately with nine women when they were teenagers and he was in his thirties, say they see a shift in the cultural landscape that points to an eventual change in their status.
“Will pedophilia be given a place on the spectrum of acceptable sexual preferences tomorrow? No, I don’t think so,” says Bill Smith, a pedophile in Kansas City, Kans. (Bill Smith is not his real name.) “But the fact that we’re even contemplating a future that is anything but a jail cell is a change that I never thought I would live to see.”
Moore, 70, has denied acting inappropriately with girls and, in any case, he has said he never did anything with minors without the permission of their parents, nor did he “generally” date teenage girls when he was an adult.
Alabama voters are set to go to the polls in a special election between him and his Democratic opponent, Doug Jones. Recent polls for what would normally be a heavily favored Republican seat show a dead heat. But for pedophiles, the fact that Moore remains competitive in the race is a sign that views of pedophilia are changing.
“When you have evangelical Chrstians and family-values Republicans defending you, you know something has shifted in the cultural zeitgeist and full-scale respectability is, if not within sight, at least within the realm of possibility,” says John Jones, a pedophile in Atlanta. “I’m not saying I won’t have to be careful on my next trip to the mall, but I’ll be able to relax more than I normally would, especially since I favor tax cuts for the wealthy and cutting programs for blacks and other minorities who only vote Democratic because they want a welfare handout for smoking pot instead of earning a living.
“Honestly, I thought it would be liberal Democrats who would stand up for us and say we shouldn’t be punished for being born with a desire to date young girls,” Jones says. “In my wildest imagination, I never thought it would be conservative Republicans who would step up on our behalf. But, lo and behold, we have Republicans in one of the most conservative states in America defending a pedophile. I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely process what I’m seeing right now. I’m just so happy I could cry.”
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Child molesters throughout the United States say they are waiting with bated breath at the outcome the Alabama Senate election next week, which pits an alleged child molester against a Democratic federal prosecutor. “It’s . . . it’s just the happiest day of my life—or will be,” said a child molester in Tucson, Ariz., who asked that his name not be used to protect his privacy. The child molester says he’s waiting for the day that he can “say my name loud and proud,” and he thinks that day will be much closer should the election win go to Roy Moore, the Republican candidate for Senate who is alleged to have molested half a dozen girls when they were teenagers and he was in is 30s. “I’d like to be able to tell the world, ‘I’m John Doe and I’m a proud child molester.’ More.
Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore called accounts of him dating teenage girls whose parents gave him permission to date them when he was in his thirties fake news. “Let me be clear,” said Moore. “It’s not true that I dated the teenage girls whose parents gave me permission to date them.” Moore also said there’s nothing wrong with him as a man in his thirties walking around shopping malls by himself as the press accused him of doing. “The press is wrong to say I innocently and lawfully walked around malls by myself as a man in my thirties,” he said. Moore, 70, is an evangelical Christian who has been an uncompromising critic of homosexuality. He was the chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court before he was removed from office in 2003 for defying a court order to take down a statute of the Ten Commandments he had erected on the courthouse grounds. More.
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