President Donald Trump, speaking in China while on his Asia tour, said he should step down if allegations that he groped women without their consent years ago are true.
“Like most Americans, I believe we cannot allow a mere allegation, in this case one from many years ago, destroy a person’s life,” the president said in Beijing. “However, I also believe that if these allegations are true, I should do the right thing and step aside.”
The allegations concern incidences dating back to the 1990s and earlier. Almost 20 women have come forward to allege Trump touched them inappropriately, in some cases grabbing their genitalia without their consent.
Trump isn’t the only person who says he should step down if the incidences happened. Roy Moore, the Republican candidate for Alabama’s Senate seat, said the allegations against Trump are probably fake news, but if they’re not, he should step aside. “We need to let the facts come out,” said Moore, a former state Supreme Court chief justice who has been outspoken on issues of moral behavior, including sexual behavior. “But if these allegations are true, he should do the right thing and step aside.”
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