President Donald Trump today called on his former Democratic opponent for the presidency, Hillary Clinton, to step down.
“Witch hunt against DT most unfair ever,” the president wrote on Twitter early this morning. “Where’s investigation into Dem/HC Russia collusion?! Clinton needs to step down NOW!!”
Reached while walking her dog with her family in the woods outside of Chappaqua, N.Y., Hillary Clinton said she had no comment.
Trump reiterated his call for Clinton to resign at a press briefing later in the morning. “Where are the calls from the fake media for Hillary Clinton to resign?” he said. “She needs to be investigated. She will be investigated. We know about the corruption, the uranium deal that let the Russians buy a quarter of our uranium here in the United States, and the money that went into her sex-harasser husband’s phony foundation.”
Trump also said former president Barack Obama should resign. “He was the most divisive president ever,” he said. “Completely unfit for office, as we all know now—too late, unfortunately. He really needs to step down for that completely corrupt Russia deal. The collusion, the uranium. It’s disgusting. If he doesn’t step down, he should be forced out.”
Trump added that he’d like to see Clinton gone by the time he gets back from his 12-day trip to Asia, which starts on Friday. “I’d like to see her step down by then,” he said. “That will be a nice welcome back. I’d like to see that headline: ‘Hillary Clinton resigns!!'”
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