Melania’s Body Double Speaks Out, Says She’s Repeatedly Asked Donald to Provide a Body Double at Night

Nika Horvath with President Trump

First Lady Melania Trump’s body double, Nika Horvath, came forward today to confirm her role as a stand-in for the First Lady after her identity was revealed by childhood friends who saw her on TV while Donald Trump spoke about the Iranian nuclear agreement.

“It is not my favor to be in public eye in this manner but I cannot hide from the knowledge now and so I speak out,” says Horvath, who, like Melania Trump, was born in Novo Mesto, Slovenia, in 1970.

Horvath, a fashion model who has worked mainly in Eastern Europe and parts of Northern Africa, says she and the First Lady became friends in elementary school in part because they looked so much alike. “The people they would comment on our physical characters and they put us together and that was good because we like each other, yes, right from the beginning days,” she said.

Horvath said she has stood in for the First Lady “about thirty times” since Trump was inaugurated president. “Mostly I walk with him from the airplane to the car or from the White House to the helicopter,” she said.

She added that she lets the president take her hand. “Most of the times when you see the President Trump take Melania’s hand it is me,” she said. “Melania does not like his hand, I know. It is not a comfortable hand. It is not the best. But I allow it as my job says I am in contract to do that.”

Long nights

Horvath said she likes her job but nights in the White House can be long. “I have asked for the President to use body double, too, when Melania is in New York and the President is in the White House,” she said. “I have been promised a body double from him because I lay down the rule, or law, that I will return to Slovenia if there are many more nights without a man to stand in when Melania is not in the White House but is in New York. They say they will get one but now I do not know. I am seen now, and I will probably go back to Slovenia anyway.”

Asked if it will be hard to return to life in Slovenia, Horvath said that it will. “I have seen with my eyes at night things I cannot unseen,” she said. “Such sights they will haunt me for long time, maybe for my life. It has been a price that is steep for me.”

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