White nationalist leader Richard Spencer says he believes blacks, Jews, and other Americans of impure bloodlines will leave the United States on their own accord once he and his followers march in front of enough confederate statutes.
“What we think is, after a certain point, the approximately 15 million Jews and about 50 million blacks in our country will choose to leave and everyone will be happy,” says Spencer, whose organization is based in Alexandria, Va.
Spencer’s organization was involved in the rally by white supremacists, neo-Nazis, and the Ku Klux Klan in Charlottesville, Va., in late August that led to the death of a counter protester.
His group rallied again in Charlottesville on Oct. 7, but only about 50 people were there.
Spencer says American Jews can go to Israel or Eastern Europe and blacks can go to Africa.
“Africa is a big continent,” he says. “There’s still a lot of open space. We would help them move. We would be happy to do it. That’s the point. We believe the United States can be purified in a completely peaceful, win-win kind of way. No one wants to spark violence.”
He said Eastern Europe is a good place for many American Jews, “once Israel is filled up,” because millions of American Jews are from there. “Poland, Hungary, Russia, and other countries that are kind of cold and gray and where they eat a lot of beets and, like, horseradish and stuff are places they should feel at home.”
Spencer said the last thing his 50 followers want to do is resort to violence to purify America. “There’s a lot of talk of taking back America with guns but we don’t think that’s necessary,” he says. “Not that I and other white supremacists wouldn’t get our guns out if we needed to; it’s just that we feel a quarter of the U.S. population will happily leave as long as they have a place to go, and we think there’s plenty of room for them around the world.”
He added that any blacks or Jews ready to leave today can contact his office and his staff will help them set up travel arrangements.
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