Retailers across the United States and even in Europe and Asia say they can’t keep their new line of Melania “First Responder” Stiletto Boots in stock as women strive to be the first among their friends and coworkers to sport the rugged-yet-sexy boots from hot designer Peter Cremlin.
“Right now we’re just trying to fill orders on an emergency basis as fast as we can and we just ask our customers to be patient as we ride out this storm of demand,” says Stephen Caine, Saks Fifth Avenue’s general manager for merchandise. “We are in contact with our suppliers around the world to get these orders filled as quickly and as efficiently as possible.”
The boots, which retail for between $999 and $1,499 in stores throughout the United States, have generated some controversy as critics say they exploit the devastation in the Texas Gulf Coast due to Hurricane Harvey, which left dozens of people dead and thousands homeless. Critics also complain that the boots, which combine the rugged military style of Army combat boots with sexy Italian stiletto heels, are manufactured in factories in Asia, where worker standards and wages are low.
“The people who make these boots are earning less than $3 a day and work in conditions that no American would stand for,” says Angela Perez of Workers Rights International, a public interest group that seeks to raise worker standards around the world. “It seems like everyone’s getting rich off these products except the people who make them.”
But a spokesperson for Global Apparel Partners, LLC, which manufactures the Cremlin-designed boots, says the company scrupulously follows the health, safety, and environmental standards of its partner companies throughout Asia. “Our quality products are only manufactured by partners who’ve assured us they strictly follow their country’s standards,” says Hannah Smythe of Global Apparel Partners. “If we learn of a violation, we act quickly and demand action immediately from our partner.”
Janice Bellows, who bought one of the first pairs to become available at a Wal-Mart in Des Moines, Iowa, says she loves the boots and has already worn them “in several rain storms, including some with a lot of wind.”
Bellows says she felt prepared for whatever the weather brought, “and I know my husband thought I looked sexy in them, too,” she said.
The average wait time to buy a pair is four days, says Smythe of Global Apparel Partners. “We’re trying to get that down to three days, which is how long it rains in a typical tropical storm.”
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