President Accuses Liar About Lying About His Lying

Trump: ‘That was a lie’

President Donald Trump said it was a lie when a man he said was a liar called him a liar for lying. “The liar who lied about my lying is a liar,” the president said in remarks to reporters this morning.

Trump said the liar lied about his lying even after lying about being a liar. “When a liar lies about his lying, you know it’s a lie,” he said. “It’s a lie to think you can lie about a lie, because people know it’s a lie and I’m not lying about that.”

Trump said he had to call the liar a liar after he lied about him lying about his lying. “What he said was a lie, because he said I was lying.”

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Trump also dismissed as lies news reports saying he lied about the lying. “Those are lies,” he said. “I didn’t lie about my lying. What’s a lie is the lie that I lied about lying. And I’m not lying about that.”

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