White House counselor Kellyanne Conway says it’s unfair of the media not to take into account all the infantile thoughts and memes that President Trump could have tweeted but didn’t during his first five months in office.
“Have there been adolescent thoughts he’s tweeted that probably should have stayed in his head?” Conway told reporters at the White House today. “Of course. But there have been far more that he hasn’t tweeted, including some that were particularly beneath the dignity of the president.”
Conway gave as an example a meme Trump had been thinking about tweeting but didn’t even though it was particularly juvenile. “I was with him when he said he wanted to share this stupid video that he liked a lot,” she said. “But he decided not to and I think that speaks a lot to the kind of man, the kind of president he is.”
One meme he thought long and hard about retweeting before deciding not to was something he knew his 33 million Twitter followers would enjoy because it was insanely stupid. “Where was the media commenting on his discretion when he didn’t push the send button?” Conway said. “Crickets. That’s what you heard from the New York Times and The Washington Post. Crickets.”
What the press doesn’t appreciate is that the president gets “hundreds of chances a day to use his Twitter account for something really dumb and yet 99 times out of a hundred he says no,” Conway said. “But if you only get your news from the mainstream media, you’d think the president never met an inappropriate joke he didn’t like. The truth is quite the opposite. Most of the time he chooses not to give voice to the inane things he gets on Reddit or some other site. That’s the story America should be getting, not the story that the president tweets something beneath the dignity of his office. Believe me, he could have tweeted something that’s far more beneath the dignity of his office than what he has tweeted.”
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