Trump Calls Kim Jong-un a Vindictive, Narcissistic Sociopath

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Trump: ‘Guy’s a nut’

WASHINGTON—In a sensational shot across the bow, American President Donald Trump said at the White House today that North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un, is a “vindictive, narcissistic sociopath’ who mustn’t be allowed to have nuclear weapons because he’s “impulsive, unstable, and holds a grudge.”

Trump also said he lies “practically every time” he opens his mouth. “What we have in North Korea is a man who only got where he is today because of his father,” Trump told reporters.

Kim: Unstable?

Kim is the third leader in the Kim dynasty, which began in 1948 when Kim Il-sung led his country’s effort to overthrow Japanese rule. Kim then elevated his son, Kim Jong-il, to the post of Supreme Leader in 1994, and then Kim Jong-il elevated Kim Jong-un in 2011, when he was 27.

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Trump also called Kim “vain” and says he has a “stupid” haircut. “He’s got ridiculous hair,” he said. “You’d think someone would say to him, ‘Kim, what’s with the hair?’ But who’s going to talk to him like that? No one wants to be on the receiving end of his rants. He won’t let things like that go.”

Despite his quirks, Kim must be taken seriously, Trump said. “He’s the last person whose finger you want on a nuclear button, but we’ve got to deal with him,” he said. “The world can look on in astonishment that he got to be the leader of his country, but that’s the reality. The world needs to figure out how to deal with a vindictive, amoral narcissistic sociopath who lies without thinking twice about it. The only good thing is, nobody cares that much about North Korea, except for the possibility of nukes. It’s not like the United States, where a vindictive, amoral narcissistic sociopath who lies all the time would be a real problem.”

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