Kellyanne Conway: Bikini Pics are ‘Alternative Facts’

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Conway: ‘Not me’

Kellyanne Conway, one of the most visible defenders of Donald Trump’s presidency, says photos of her in a bikini are “alternative facts” that are being spread on the Internet without regard to the truth.

“I have clearly been photoshopped into images of other women to hurt Donald Trump by demeaning me as a person,” said Conway, 50. “This isn’t about me. This is about the whole notion of shared truth. By posting pictures that are so obviously not me, we are undermining our own sense of truth and our own shared community as Americans. We should not stand by while the notion of truth is debased by such blatant lies. Someone needs to stand up to falsehoods when we see them. We must fight back.”

The pictures, which first surfaced in conservative news tabloid National Midnight Star, depict Conway in a variety of bathing suits, including a glittery blue bikini in front of what looks to be the main gate at Mar-a-Lago, the Florida resort owned by Donald Trump. Another image shows Conway in a yellow bikini on a small island off Mar-a-Lago. Another shows Conway in a red bikini, although only her backside is visible.

Conway: ‘Not mine’

Conway said the pictures are the work of a “bad (or sick) person” and are an attempt to take the focus off the things the Trump administration is doing, like accusing President Barack Obama of wire tapping Trump Towers, using the presidency to spread accusations about Muslim attacks in Sweden, and saying immigration curbs are needed because of a massacre in Bowling Green, Ky.

Conway: ‘Wasn’t there’

“What these images do is corrode the very notion of truth by pretending these are legitimate pictures of me when they are so clearly false,” she said. “Can you imagine if our president put up a picture of, say, a rival candidate’s wife and implied she was ugly when compared to, say, his wife? Of course we can’t imagine that because it’s so beneath the dignity of someone running for our nation’s highest office. Or can you imagine if a candidate for the presidency tried to connect the father of a rival candidate to the assassination of John F. Kennedy? Again, you can’t imagine that because it’s so beneath the dignity of a presidential candidate. Or if a candidate were to accuse a president of not being born in the United States until the candidate decides it’s okay for him to be born in the United States?”

Conway also asked if you could image a president making sweeping denunciations of all media as “fake news,” an assertion that can only serve to undermine the foundations of a democracy, which depends on citizens agreeing to a set or norms, values, and basic facts.

“If you try to discredit all media, you create a population in which people retreat into their own information bubbles, no longer trusting anything the other side says,” she said. “This is a personal attack on my character but it’s also an attack on our democracy, our shared trust in our institutions, and our credibility as a nation.”

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