Leaders of the National Aryan Front, American Freedom Party, Ku Klux Klan, and other white supremacist oganzations in the United States issued a joint letter to President Donald Trump today expressing concern over the slow pace of the “solution” they expect him to enact for people of inferior races and ethnicities.
“While we appreciate the many priorities any new administration must contend with, the lack of meaningful progress on the white nationalist agenda is troubling,” the leaders say in the letter, which was hand-delivered to the White House this morning.
The letter reminds Trump that his election depended in large part on the unwavering support from the white supremacist community, particularly when he was being criticized in the media during the primaries. “When other groups were challenging you for your accurate and appropriate concerns over the biased rulings of so-called Judge Gonzalo Curiel against Trump University, we were your most vocal and consistent supporters,” the letter says.
The groups pressed the President to start showing progress on three fronts:
1. Jews. They’d like to see a process put in place no later than January 2018 for “correcting” the citizenship status “Jews are enjoying today on a mistaken basis.”
2. Blacks. Boats should be readied no later than the third quarter of 2017 to begin a comprehensive process for “repopulating Africa” with American blacks, with the goal of having all blacks out of the 48 contiguous states by September 30, 2019, excluding blacks that work as domestic servants in white households. Blacks in Alaska and Hawaii and the American territories and protectorates “may stay longer” given an expected shortage of boats by mid-2018.
3. Muslims. Michigan should be designated a “temporary Muslim detainment area” no later than November 2017 and all Muslims held there while the United States and Canada negotiate an agreement for Canada to annex the state, leaving the Upper Peninsula to the United States in recognition of “White America’s historical association with the good hunting and fishing in the area.”
Trump did not mention the letter in his briefing with the press this morning, but Special Counselor Kellyanne Conway said the President considers the supremacist agenda a top priority of all Americans, no matter their race and ethnicity.
“The President definitely sees this as part of making America great again,” she said. “It will be a much smaller America. But it will be a much greater America.”
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