Pundits Confidently Predict Trump Will Be Impeached

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Washington political pundits say they’re confident President Donald Trump, with his mounting conflicts of interest and poorly vetted and divisive policies, will be impeached before he reaches the end of his first term of office.

“There’s no doubt Trump’s days are numbered,” says Chuck Cooper, the well-respected pollster who confidently predicted Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) would win the Republican nomination. “Will he be impeached within his first year or his second year? I’m not sure, but he will be impeached.”

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Gene Robertson, the highly regarded Washington Post columnist who confidently predicted the Republicans would flirt with Trump but would ultimately go with a strict conservative, like Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), said it’s clear the president will not make it a full four years in office. “Will the conflicts become too glaring? Will he brazenly disregard the Constitution? I’m not sure what it will be, but a time will come when Republican leaders in Congress will be forced to capitulate and impeach him.”

Commentators say Trump’s extreme behavior make it an easy call to say he’ll be impeached.

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“It’s not a matter of whether he’ll be impeached but when,” says Mark Gelman, the widely praised Washington Post columnist who predicted never-Trump forces would find a consensus candidate and deny Trump the nomination at the Republican convention. “There are some things that are just certain,” he says. “Death and taxes are two of them. That Trump will be impeached within three years is another.”

Nick Gold, the publisher of a Washington-favorite poll-crunching site, who gave Trump about a 30-percent chance of winning the election, says there’s a likely chance of him being impeached during his first term. “Polls can be skewed in one direction or another,” he says. “Having said that, I can say with all confidence there’s a better than 30 percent chance Trump will be impeached. In fact, there’s a 100-percent chance. It’s time to start taking a close look at Vice President Mike Pence, because he’s certainly going to be our president by the time the 2020 election rolls around. I’m confident of that.”

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