President-elect Donald Trump said he was appointing his “very good brain” to be one of his top advisors on both domestic and foreign policy.
“I’ve always relied on my very good brain to decide what to do,” Trump said today at a press availability in his offices at Trump Tower in New York City. “When people would question whether I was doing the right thing or the wrong thing, I would consult my brain and do what makes most sense to it.”
Trump said the policy insight of his brain is “the best ever” and there was never any doubt that he would tap his brain right from the start. “My brain has been with me from day one and it’s going to be with me from the day I take the oath of office,” he said. “It’s going to be terrific. There’s never been another advisor as good as this one. You’ll be very impressed.”
David Parke, a top advisor to George W. Bush when he was in the White House, says Donald Trump’s brain is an unorthodox choice, but that’s not unexpected given the unorthodox nature of Trump’s campaign. “This is just another example of how Trump has broken the mold all along the way,” he said. “To choose your own brain to be a top advisor is both brilliant and different, which you could say sums up Donald Trump’s approach from the very beginning.”
Stephanie Green, an advisor to President Barack Obama, says having one’s own brain as an advisor has the benefit of being in close alignment with one’s own views, which reduces the chance of there being a policy split within the administration. “There will be very little daylight between Trump and his brain on major issues,” Green says. “The only possibility of there being a split is if Trump is schizophrenic, and I don’t think he is. I mean, he’s got some issues, but I don’t think schizophrenia is one of them. If it were, we’d be in trouble.”
Trump also said he was appointing John Miller his chief spokesperson. Miller, who was a spokesperson for Trump in the 1980s and 1990s, when he was a rising star in New York City, didn’t play a role in the campaign. But Trump said he’s bringing him back, because he wants people who know him well to be on his team now that he’s president. “And no one knows me better than John Miler,” said Trump.
Miller also goes by the name John Barron, but it’s mostly John Miller, Trump said.
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