Anticipating Crash After His Election, Trump Is Already Calling It the Obama Crash

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‘Not my crash, folks’

With all signs pointing to a historic drop in the stock market should he win election, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has begun calling the crash the “Obama Crash,” which he says is due to the country’s anemic growth under the Democratic president.

“This crash, when it happens, will be the fault of Hillary Clinton’s president, because he never got the economy growing when he was in the White House,” Trump said today at a rally in Altoona, Pa. “The guy was a community organizer. He couldn’t get the economy growing after he crashed the economy eight years ago. We shouldn’t be surprised, folks. We saw this coming.”

Some Wall Street analysts expect the New York Stock Exchange to drop by more than 300 points should Trump get elected. They base that on the 200-point drop after the news last week that Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton was facing new questions about her email use by the FBI.

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‘Thanks, Obama’

“That drop was a vote of no-confidence in a Trump presidency,” says Mark Davis, managing director of equity investment at Bear Stearns.

Analysts say a stock market crash under a President Trump is likely to be just the start of economic trouble for the  United States. Other upheavals are expected, including the loss of the dollar as the world’s reserve currency, which will lead to a rapid escalation of interest rates and a depletion of foreign investment, creating enormous liquidity problems for American businesses. Analysts say the dollar will be under threat from the first day of his presidency because of his willingness to let the United States default on its debt obligations.

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Survive Obama wreckage?

Foreign investors are also expected to be spooked by Trump’s willingness to weaken the rule of law. Among other things, Trump has called the U.S election system rigged, the judiciary biased, libel laws in need of reform, and international treaties a disaster.

“What we have here is a perfect storm that Trump’s election will trigger and that will lead to the country’s greatest loss of wealth since the Great Depression,” says Barry Meyers, an analyst with Investment Analytics in New York City. “Depending on how he reacts, we could see that wealth loss exacerbated by the time he gives his inauguration speech in January. It’s going to be ugly.”

But Trump is already making clear he won’t be blamed for Wall Street’s reaction to his election. “It’s already happening, folks,” Trump said at his rally. “Today starts the Obama Crash, so when I get into office, it’s going to be my job to clean up his disastrous time in the White House. Obama’s term as Hillary Clinton’s president was a disaster from day one and it will be a disaster on his last day of office. I’m going to fix the crash caused by Hillary Clinton’s president. Wish I didn’t have to. But I do. Sad. Things are so bad I have to start blaming Obama now. It’s only a week before election day.”

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