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A classifed CIA memo says the marriage between former New York congressman Anthony Weiner and Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin is a front to enable Abedin to spy at the highest levels of the United States government.
“The family of Huma Abedin has long-time ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and Huma herself has deep ties to the organization, which the United States State Department recognizes as a terrorist organization,” says the memo, a copy of which was provided to The Thames of London.
The memo claims the marriage between Abedin and Weiner was arranged to give Abedin access to both Congress and the White House. “As the wife of a congressman, Abedin was put in touch with lawmakers at Capitol Hill social functions, both formal and informal, and enabled her to acquire intelligence through talks with lawmakers and their spouses,” the memo says.
And through her relationship with Hillary Clinton, which dates back to when Clinton was First Lady, Abedin had unprecedented access to the highest levels of American power.
The memo says Weiner agreed to “marry” Abedin and “act like her husband” because he had sent her lewd pictures of himself and “she was prepared to go public with them and ruin his career.”
After they were married, Weiner continued to send lewd pictures of himself to women, because, “although he and Abedin were married in a legal sense, they were not married in an emotional sense,” the memo says.
The memo concludes that Weiner “never acted like he was married,” because emotionally he wasn’t, and continued “to send lewd pictures of himself as he had always done when he was single.”
The arranged nature of their marriage, and the intelligence it provided Abedin, explains why she stayed with Weiner after his sexting was caught the first time and why she stayed with him after he was caught a second time, while he was running for mayor of New York City.
Abedin finally separated from Weiner last week, after he was caught sexting a third time, “only after realizing their phony marriage risked exposure if she continued to stand by her husband long after any other wife would have left.”
Neither Abedin nor Weiner could be reached for comment, but Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump says he’s not surprised Abedin is a spy. “People have been saying for a long time she’s a spy,” he said. “She’s not a very good one. Good ones don’t get caught. I like spies who don’t get caught. If she were a good one, I might have her work for me. Maybe I still will. I think she can do better working with me.”
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