Trump: ‘PC Police Won’t Let Me Call For Assassination of Clinton’

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‘Can’t say anything’

Republican presidential nominee says it’s just like the “PC police” to give him a hard time for calling for the assassination of his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton, to prevent her from picking the country’s next Supreme Court judges.

“Wouldn’t you know I would be criticized for suggesting a Second Amendment solution to a Crooked Hillary https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-President-America-Underwear/dp/B01F7EKJQ8/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&dpID=51xRVeDQ2nL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR160,200_&refRID=CSQ8TGXP065C5EDNHEN5&linkCode=li2&tag=daily031-20&linkId=0aa0130b7f313224525189e1f45afad2victory,” Trump said at a campaign stop in Lexington, Va. “You can’t say anything today without running afoul of the PC police.”

Trump sparked a round of condemnation yesterday by alluding to what gun owners could do if Clinton wins. “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks,” Trump said at a rally in Wilmington, N.C. “Although the Second Amendment people—maybe there is. I don’t know.”

Trump complained he wont be able to say anything anymore, given how “sensitive” the “PC police” are. “Imagine the outcry I’ll hear if I suggest gun owners choose bullets over ballots to make America great again,” he said. “Whatever happened to free speech? A presidential candidate cannot even incite treason anymore without people giving him a hard time.”

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