Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich says he can help Donald Trump win the presidency if he’s selected as his vice presidential running mate because he’s a proven vote-getter who won his home state of Georgia and neighboring South Carolina in the 2012 Republican presidential primaries.
“If you need any evidence that I can bring in the votes, just look to the two states I won in the 2012 race,” Gingrich said this morning on CNN. “There are 50 states and several territories that hold primaries and caucuses and I won two of them. Let me repeat that. In two states, I got the most votes, including my home state of Georgia. Can I add firepower to a Trump-Gingrich ticket? I think my 2012 performance should end any doubts that I can.”
Gingrich is one of several candidates who reportedly are on the short list of running mates for presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. Among the others are New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who won no states in this year’s Republican primaries, and Indiana Governor Mike Pence.
Gingrich says it shouldn’t escape people’s notice that his two wins are twice the number Christie got in the 2016 primaries. “That should tell you something about what I add to the race against Hillary Clinton,” he said. “Am I a vote magnet? Well, let my two wins speak for themselves.” Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney won the Republican nomination that year, then lost to Barack Obama in the general election.
Gingrich says he’ll be especially helpful to Trump in progressive states like Minnesota, where he came in last in 2012. “I believe actions speak louder than words,” he said. “Don’t listen to what people say; look at what they do. Then you can see what they’re really about. I think you’ll see I can do things in two out of 50 states.”
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