Sanders Ready to Give Hillary Clinton His End Horsement

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‘I will not mince words’

Vermont senator Bernie Sanders says he enderstands Hillary Clinton, doesn’t think she should be endicted for her use of a private email server while she was secretary of state, and confesses that Clinton has endeared herself to him. He also says its endeniable that Clinton is qualified to be president, accuses Republicans of trying to endermind the democratic process through voter registration laws, and says the United States will endure despite concerns over gun violence. On global affairs, he thinks the United Kingdom should endo its vote to leave the European Union, human rights violations are endemic in North Korea, and he calls on Israel to endertake the hard work needed to achieve peace with the Palestinians. He wrapped up his remarks with a promise to help bring the Democratic party together by end horsing Hillary Clinton. “I do plan to end horse Hillary Clinton,” he said. “Don’t let anyone say I won’t end horse Hillary Clinton. I have every intention of end horsing her. Will I do it today? Will I do it tomorrow? Who knows, but I will end horse her soon and we will endeavor to unify the Democratic party. I cannot be any clearer: I will end horse her and she will be our next president. Not only will she have my vote, but she will have my end horsement. I say that explicitly.”

An aide says the end horsement could come as soon as next week.

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