Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump named John Miller his top press secretary today and said Miller will be his White House spokesperson should he win in November.
“I’ve known John all my life and no one has my back the way he does,” Trump told reporters at a press conference.
MIller, 69, who also goes by the name John Barron or John Baron, has served as spokesperson for the New York real estate mogul several times over the years and is known among reporters and editors as someone who knows Trump well.
“It’s a good choice,” says Sue Carswell, a reporter for People magazine. “I was reporting on Trump quite a bit when he was dating Marla Maples back in the early 1990s and John Miller really knew what was going on in Trump’s life and was willing to give detailed accounts of what Trump was thinking.”
Linda Stasi, a columnist for the New York Daily News, says she spoke with Miller several times and with John Barron a couple of times in the 1990s and said he was always unusually knowledgeable about Trump’s thinking. “He’s totally inside his brain,” says Stasi. “I would call him up quite a bit at night to find out the latest on Marla or Ivana or Carla Bruni [the model now married to former French President Nicolas Sarkozy that Trump dated briefly] and he would know surprisingly intimate details of what Trump was doing with them. But he would be grumpy if I called him too late. He likes to go to bed early.”
At the press conference, Miller said “there’s no daylight” between him and Trump. “If I say it, it’s as good as Trump saying it,” he said. “We really do speak with one voice.”
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