6 Things Besides Racism That Sarah Palin Should Condone

ahFormer vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin said on her Facebook page in early April that we should all just condone racism as a way to make the world a better place.

Here are six other things we think Palin should condone:

  1. spWhite people. It’s not politically correct, but let’s give a shout out to the people who made this country great.
  2. Snowmobiling. Is Todd a hunk, or what?
  3. People magazine. How else are you going to know what’s happening in the world?
  4. Bristol. Take a famous name and run with it!
  5. Nordstrom card. Don’t leave home without it!
  6. Men. They’re hot, AND they do what you want.

Do you have other things Sarah Palin should condone? Let us know by going to our online petition page.

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