Republican presidential nomination front-runner Donald Trump said today he’s not a misogynist and that “his women” will tell you that.
“My wife Melania and my daughter Ivanka, just ask them,” said Trump. “They’ll tell you I’m no misogynist. And my other women—Marla and Ivana. They’ll tell you the same thing. All of my women, past and present, know I like women. In fact, I love women. I love them a lot.”
Trump said “his women at work” also know he’s not a misogynist. “I give all of my women at The Trump Company opportunity. I give them responsibility. I don’t have to give them those things, but I do. Because my women are the best. In fact, I wouldn’t have anything but the best women.”
Trump said other men probably don’t give their women the opportunity he gives his women. “Compare how I treat my women to how other men treat their women,” he said. “You’ll see I treat my women a whole lot better than other men treat their women.”
Trump’s comments come as he tries to improve his standing with women voters. Recent polls show two-thirds of women hold a negative view of the New York real estate mogul. And his remarks two weeks ago about punishing women who have an abortion are expected to make those numbers rise even further the next time national polls are conducted, although Trump tried to clarify his position later by saying it should be whatever the law requires.
Trump was also hurt by an ad that his campaign ran that unfavorably compared the attractiveness of the wife of Texas Sen. Ted Cruz to that of his wife, a former model.
“Do I hate women? Obviously I don’t,” he said. “One look at all of my women will tell you how much I like them. I don’t know where this idea comes from that I am anti-women. I marry the best women. I hire the best women. I raise the best women. My women are Exhibit A that I appreciate a fine woman.”
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