Babes Launch ‘Dudes for Hillary’ to Elevate Men’s ‘Voices’

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Why babes are posting almost-nude photos of male Hillary supporters on social media.

Men have strong political convictions; men have the right to vote. More importantly, though, men have abs and biceps.

cAt first glance, you might gather that’s the message behind a growing Snapchat account, “Dudes For Hillary,” which proclaims to be “Making America Whole Again One Dude at A Time.”
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The account, that is run by women, houses dozens of images of conventionally attractive men baring it all in the name of supporting Hillary.

The photos range from men covering their nipples with Hillary stickers, to others where support for Hillary is expressed through campaign slogans Sharpied onto men’s gluteus maximus.

The four college women behind Dudes For Hillary, which is also on Twitter, wouldn’t disclose their names, but told The Nattering Nabobs their goal was to “create a unique platform for college bstudents, primarily men, to express their political views.”

When asked how posting pictures of almost-naked men helps to elevate male voices, the girls said that simply drawing attention to their account, which has over 3,000 followers and only posts photos that were submitted to them, does just that.

“Just recently a man from New York reached out thanking us for giving guys the chance to be heard and praised for their thoughts without being attacked,” the creators told TNN. And they don’t deny that sex sells: “These pictures represent men in a manner to which they can be desired.”

With apologies to The Huffington Post.

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